Saturday, June 28, 2008

ayayaya

LEVEL THREE : SELF-DENIAL. Went for an attempted studying session with mudddo which obviously failed miserably. Haha the lesson is to not try. We were supposed to watch 10 promises to my dog and sob our hearts out. But the timing was like 1:40 am so mad the P-pooper refused to watch it. HuiNah invited us for KTV but no dough so we headed to Mos for food then to starbucks to "study". Some freaking kiam-pa cheena woman kept staring at us, FREAKING KIAM-PA. Shit face. Anyway we crapped like shit then I had this urge to puke and shit at the same time. So we left and RAN to park mall 'cause we thought the toilet was clean BUT IT FREAKIN' AIN'T, IT'S DIRTY LIKE SHIT WATER. But I had no choice, anyway we ran like shit to the toilet 'cause muddo friggin' urgent like shit and my poop was DYING to escape so we ran, squishing our thighs together to prevent anything from leaking out. So anyway when we reached, there was no freaking toilet paper. Thank God muddo had tissue with her. Anyway she screamed like shit 'cause we were laughing and her pee overflowed on her pad, bahaha damn funny. I laugh until my shit constipated. Then while I was shitting, made a lotta shitty stupid/open comments when this group of girls came in, questioning if mud saw a purple crumpler. Apparently the girl lost it and guess what, they were our freaking OLs, like wtflood how shitty can that get. And I was shitting for damn long and made a lotta embarrassing comments without knowing they were there. Hahaha. And the GUY THAT MAD LIKED WAS STANDING OUTSIDE, SHE WAS SO HAPPY THAT SHE COULDN'T TALK, SHE SO WASTED HER CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. ANYWAY HE'S LIKE TWICE HER HEIGHT, I THINK. SOME TALL DUDE. Hahaha what a tragedy, <> close to hi-bye AHA. Anyway I escaped to the back alley 'cause damn embarrassing. But then THE GUY THAT MAD LIKED walked there and approached us, think he wanted to ask us but he hum-jeee so he walked back after going a round, aha. They probably thought we stole the bag 'cause I camped in the toilet for damn long. I think I should be an a-hole and carry a purple crumpler to school next week. After all, it's rotting in the drawer. Aha, jackasss. Sis offered to fetch me back so whoohoo, turned out well. I hate sitting night buses on fridays man.

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