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DAMN I AM SO PISSED. WHERE THE HELL IS MY MAGAZINE? I FREAKING ORDERED IT SINCE LIKE WHAT, 15 DECEMBER 2005?! AND I ONLY RECEIVED ONE COPY IN FEBRUARY AND NO MORE! I FRIGGIN' HELL PAID 90 BUCKS FOR 12 ISSUES AND NOT 1 MAN! FREAKKK, IM DYING TO READ THAT SKATE MAGAZINE. I WANT IT NOW. AND I WANNA BUY THAT NINTENDO POWER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK. ARGHHH. So, I see. ANTS are like the MOST hard workers on this planet. But so what? AM I AN ANT? HOW CAN YOU FORCE SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING WHICH THEY DON'T WANNA DO?! You put an ant in their butt. Hopefully, the ant would be attracted to the sweet fragrance of the butt and bite it. Maybe, just MAYBE, the fella would become an ant. So, I was thinkin', why do people wanna teach chickens how to play tic-tac-toe? Just because they have scratchy feet doesn't mean they want to play tic-tac-toe ya know. Maybe they wanna plough the land. Why should they be forced to learn tic-tac-toe? ANIMALS HAVE THEIR RIGHTS. I borrowed chicken soup for the cats&dogs lover's soul today. It's so funny how the animals want to save their owners. Maybe it's because they haven't found an eligible emperor yet. But you'll never know. Have you ever stood infront of a puddle? Ya see your own reflection yeah. But have you ever wondered if you were actually the reflection of that reflection? Freaky eh. Anyway, about the saying, "You are what you eat". Doesn't that mean that we can't eat vegetables? 'Cause you would become a vegetable if you eat vegetables. EEK, I certainly don't wanna become a vegetable. Anyway I got to go now. Farewell. Quote from Simpsons: Marge: Whats wrong Lisa? didnt you get enough lamb-chops? Lisa: I CANT EAT THIS! I CANT EAT A POOR LITTLE LAMB. Homer: Lisa get a hold of yourself. This is lamb not "a" lamb.