CHINAAA

Hooo, three days after my return trip from cheenaland. WELLL, plane flight was ok, air stewardess used some kinda nice smelling perfume. hahaha. Anyway, i reached china around 1 am. Then the DAOYOU-tour guide brought us in a bus to our hotels. First night there was ok, managed to sleep well. Had to wake up damn early though. Skipped bkfast. My mom said it sucked anw. Then, we went on the tour. Went to places selling jades and stuff. MAN IT WAS BORINGGGG..AND HOT. I hate hot. Anw, it was boring on the first day. AND THE FOOD SUCKS. It was either starch or oil. Then on tuesday, it got better. Weather was cool and nice. Climbed the great wall. MAN IT IS FRIGGIN TIRING. Whole thing is filled with steps. And i dont think I even climbed 1/2000 of it. Then went to those stupid pearl places again... Returned to the hotel and went to jalan jalan. There were mini food stalls by the street but the food is really...well..They had scorpions, seahorses, snakes, urchins, starfish, cocoons, worms, beetles, cockroaches, grasshoppers, eeky stuff. SICKK. Anyway, i returned to the hotel after that and slept all the way through. Next day, wednesday, SAME BORING PLACES. Went shopping at YA SHOW. SUCKS LIKE SHIT. Loads of stuff, cheap as dirt. BUT SERVICE IS SHIT MAN. Wth, you should see the way they behave! Anw you'll knwo when you get there. Then on thursday, left for my uncle's house. Oh and btw, china has loads of conmen. ANYWAY, when i reached my uncle's house, it was better. But there were loads of dust! In the car, my throat got clogged up and it hurt like constipation. I had to drink like 4 cans of herbal tea everyday. My uncle had like what, 41 dogs in his house. 1 of which was pregnant and gave birth to 6 dogs, 4 died though.. They were all priced chihuahuas. Some less than 1kg 0_o. And I was blessed enough to come duing mating season. I got to see the dogs mate every night. I video recorded it and whoa...AMAZING. The penis actually gets stuck in the vagina for 20 mins, because the semen takes 20 mins to travel through.. Anyway, went fishing the next day. "YOU-EAT-WHAT-YOU-CATCH" pond. China has NO seawater and their fishes suck. Managed to catch quite a big trout. It was so friggin big I couldnt even pull it up! Not to mention I was using a bamboo pole as a rod with jus a hook and string attached. NO REEL... Ate quite alot anw, there were other food there. Then next few days went shopping which sucked. The only thing I bought were mini panda pins... THATS ALL. The thing I enjoyed most : My uncle's dogs. Returned home on monday morning. Yep, thank God. The next time I go there, it's either to visit my uncle, his dogs/dog farm, dog competition or snow activities. Thats it. Well anway, school is starting, argh !@#@$#%%^@$% friggin shit. I dont think I'm even halfway through my hmk yet. DAMN MAN. I HATE THIS. !@#$#$%^#$%&^$!$%!#$^!#$^!^!$^%!%^@$%%!%^!%^!#$^!